I Speak English And Tongues!
In the beginning… I used to have a gentleman’s agreement with the devil; I stay out of your business, you stay out of mine. Whilst others sing about trampling you, I’ll whistle and look the other way. When they ask us to pray and clap as if we’re slapping you, I’ll just pocket and say […]
I Used To Be A Saint…
I see such a bright future ahead of you, my dear boy. You make beautiful arguments and have a strong moral compass, yet I worry about the temptations that await you. What will become of you when promotions come and mentors suggest meetings that don’t sit well with your spirit? Will you forget the you who believed in treating people fairly when your bonus is the size of a whole department’s annual salary? Clutch to the things that make you you, for it is possible to become greater than you ever imagined without losing yourself.
Do All Prophesies Come To Pass?
Towards the end of every year, some of the funniest memes throw shade at people holding on to unmaterialized marriage prophesies. It’s funnier for married ones who are reminded of an ex who did them bad and is still single. I do think it’s funny, but just as funny…it’s dangerous. Did it happen like you […]
This Bazooka Wants To Fire For You!
I am suspicious of people who don’t like action films; Denzel Washington kind, Mission impossible, Jason Bourne, Bruce Lee, Marvels… I could keep going! Like how can’t all that gbossh gboosh cha and GBA-GA-GA-GA-GA excite you? I love how when it seems like it’s all over for the blowman, he magically grabs a weapon that […]