Do All Prophesies Come To Pass?

Towards the end of every year, some of the funniest memes throw shade at people holding on to unmaterialized marriage prophesies. It’s funnier for married ones who are reminded of an ex who did them bad and is still single. I do think it’s funny, but just as funny…it’s dangerous. Did it happen like you […]

Christianity in 4 Minutes! For Us ‘Lazier Than Thous’.

I can be very impatient. That’s why I love binge watching Game of Thrones. I want to fast forward past all those merciless cliff hangers and just bloody know what happens when winter comes!!! I’m also quite lazy, but not the bad kind. I’m the good kind of lazy…I can explain. My job is a […]

What If Joseph Had Yielded To Her?

I’m thinking of Potiphar’s wife right now. I’m thinking of that baaad body. That long silky hair. I’m thinking of her sweet scent and delicate make up. No, think about it, the Egyptians figured out eyeliners waaay before L’Oreal came around. Also recognize that the average Egyptian wife of a commoner was hot…how much more […]

God, Do What I Want, Or Else….

Growing up, I’d always given the title of the wildest prophet to the fire-calling ones like Elijah. Or Moses who touched the sea with a stick and split it in two. Or Elisha whose dry bones raised a dead man….like these are some serious k3ch3 o. So it took me by surprise when Jesus said […]